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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Half-hearted--I think not.



I have to imagine it's quite the blow to an ego to have people half-way around the world so enthusiastic that you're not here. I mean, this is Santiago, from Argentina, and he really was pretty "feliz" that "no estas aqui."

I mean, it's not that hard to figure out.

You do kinda suck.

You go to bed early.

Your favorite topic of conversation is Panamanian STDs.

And you're you.


2 comments:

  1. Wow, thanks for the biology lesson. So if I said "German deserts," would that be racist? Or a description? Wow.

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  2. No. German desserts makes sense. It is describing a type of dessert. That's fine. There are a wide variety of different desserts and some use national markings to describe its particular attributes. Although it may be misleading on the actual origins of the dessert, it is not inherently racist.

    Describing a STD as "Panamanian," on the other hand, is. It does not accurately describe the STD. What is "Panamanian" about gonnorhea? "Panamanian STDs" implies that there is something particularly "Panamanian" about STDs in Panama. But people who had STDs in Panama were often as likely NOT to be Panamanian.

    So, yes, it is racist. Your use of "Panamanian" creates artificial social divisions based on a preconceived idea of "Panamanian-ness" as a biological category that subjects STDs to a particular group of people. My statement stands.

    Suck it Hoboy.

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