I have to imagine it's quite the blow to an ego to have people half-way around the world so enthusiastic that you're not here. I mean, this is Santiago, from Argentina, and he really was pretty "feliz" that "no estas aqui."
I mean, it's not that hard to figure out.
You do kinda suck.
You go to bed early.
Your favorite topic of conversation is Panamanian STDs.
And you're you.
