We Tokyo In Awesome Are

So, I arrived in Tokyo.

That's right, Jeff. Tokyo. And you're not here, but guess who is...

That's right. Leanne's on MY side, now.

We rode the high speed train to Yuko's apartment. Nearing the seats, we were greeted with, "Hello, Americans, we will turn and warm your cushions for you." 

It was nice.

So, let me just say, the war is on!

We went to this awesome shrine.

Because Leanne was thirsty.

Jeff, you suck. I will drink all of this sake just to spite you.

Your life is terrible.

I got a hangover, drinking with Yuko and her friends.

So in the morning, we went to get some...RAMEN.

You guys suck.

"Oh Lazy Bones..."

Warning: This may be too painful to hear. Especially coming from your own father.

You may recall the maniacal laughter from your childhood.

You're Welcome!

Part I:

Part II:

And I'm waiting for my check...

I'm Having More Fun than You

Valenti's Valentine

Happy Valentine's Day Danny!

Texican Monkeys

Yes, I admit that I have been somewhat jealous of your monkeys.

Recently, however, I discovered that I am actually living with a Texican Monkey. This a rare breed of baboon that zoologists in the Texas Hill Country stumbled upon during the spring of 2004.

They are famous for their ear-splitting howl. Here is some rare footage:



I think it is safe to say that the Texican Monkeys are far superior to any of those monkeys in Thailand.

This statue kinda reminded me of you.
















That's you.

Jeff Parker