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Friday, February 4, 2011

Wow, so you want to die young?


Wow, those pictures were probably supposed to be enticing, but seriously Jeff--have you thought about your health? I mean, surely you'd like to live past forty, and at this rate...wow. Try a carrot or something. Or better yet, a nice healthy piece of fish...

Oops...nevermind.

Of course, it's not your fault. You're landlocked, and all your seafood is coated in sour BP oil. Not much of a sauce, if you ask me--but maybe you like your black tar mustard.

As for me, I guess I have a few more options...

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