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Saturday, February 5, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Disaster in Valenti Kitchen - 1 Casualty Reported

Danny, I regret to inform you of some terrible news.

Please sit down and brace yourself. Take a few deep breathes. Inhale. Now Exhale. Clear your mind and focus on your inner chi.

Good... Are you calm? I hope so.

Well, you know the routine:

1)Tilt head vertically
2) Place bucket on ground
3) Press 'Play'
4) Allow tears to drop in bucket


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