This has gone on far too long. You can mock me all you want. You can suggest that I am a howler monkey taking it up the arse. But how dare you continue your vicious smear campaign against Bijou. She IS the most perfect (ahem, puurrrrrrrfect) cat in the whole wide world. This is beyond a doubt. Indisputable.
Let me demonstrate:
You don't get cuter than this.
Those Southeast Asian alley cats don't even know how to properly manicure their nails. (Danny, the other paw is casually flipping you the bird).
And Bijou is a travelling kitty. She packs her own suitcase and then sits on it until we're all ready to leave.
She also knows how to open drawers to get her clothes before a big trip. In addition, she is trained to open the kitchen cupboards, cook us dinner, and wash dishes.
Finally, she is portable. Fits in box and easy to store.
Danny, all those ugly, flea-ridden, half-starved dumpster cats over there don't stand a chance against Bijou. You've lost this one my frienemy.
Yeah, but remember the time Bijou said she thought your dissertation sucked? Remember how she commented that the footnotes were incorrectly cited, and that your reasoning on page 37 lacked the proper notation, not to mention the glaring oversight that the font you had chosen was one historically used to produce bank notes for Panamanian pimps? I seriously doubt a goldfish would constantly be pointing out your dissertation's shoddy grammar or questionable title: Panama, Carnival of Disease.
ReplyDeleteFirst, that's not the title of my dissertation. Second, Bijou always tells me how insightful and important my dissertation is. Finally, the footnotes are just fine, my reasoning is solid, and the font is appropriate.
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