This cat being awesomer than yours

In your world, my once-friend, your cat rules you. It shreds your clothing, poops in your shoes, and lazes about. Not here.

Here,  cats do shit. Look at all those amulets. No shopkeeper around, but they're all still there. Why? Super cat? Guarding these priceless amulets which bestow the powers of the Gods. If this was your cat, they'd all be gone. Zilch.

Yep, if your cat was here, it'd destroy Thailand in no time flat..

What's your cat's name again? Worthless Stinkerton. Ah yeah, that's it.

Oh, and below, an awesome soup. I didn't save you any. What's that?

Nope. All out.

No soup for you.

This soup lets you live forever. Have fun with mortality.