Now Jeff, you're probably saying, "Big deal, we have tacos like this is Austin." But your tacos are a sham--there is no equivalent for the Thai creme dessert taco in Austin. Sure, you could go to your local pizza hut and get one of those dessert pizzas, but it wouldn't be the same. Now go find a non-dessert taco to cry in, sucka!

These ladies are glad you're not here too.