Dear Professor:

As if. Wow, it's Leanne Leanne Leanne, all of a sudden. Wow, what an original concept! Strike the heart. I'd do the same, but it's hard to attack erudite thesis statements and footnotes. Oh, and I noticed that you FINALLY decided to follow in my footsteps and use clever labels. And it only took you months.

You suck .Sorry, but it's true. Even your wife thinks so. She just stays with you for the sweet sweet American visa.

What I'll grant it that your tamale video was good. I think you're finally starting to understand showmanship, instead of just ejaculating your poorly-formed slights onto the screen. Congrats.

But seriously, did you SEE those leaves?

It's getting to the point where I'm having trouble deciding how exactly to make you feel bad about your station in life and how inferior it is to mine. Waterfalls, mountains, fried noodles, fresh fish, beer Laos, the list goes on.

So I've gone with leaves. Big freaking leaves. Peace out.